We Don’t Need Abortion Police

I’m surprised in 2017 we still have to have this debate but fucking here we are, still having this god damn debate.
 
We’re never going to solve the abortion riddle until we start arguing the same thing.
 
Pro-choice people aren’t arguing for the right to have an abortion so they can open up abortion malls or factories or abortion marts or abortion convenience stores or abortion flea markets or abortion thrift stores or abortion drive-ins. All they want is for conservatives to keep their dicks and religion out of their business.
 
It’s not about having an abortion. It’s about having the right to chose whether or not they can have one.
 
Pro Tip: If you don’t want to have a fucking abortion, then don’t get a fucking abortion.
 
You don’t need to legislate it and force religious beliefs that are made up anyway onto people. A better solution would be to trust in your fellow humans that they won’t have one and, by all means, help those struggling with decisions to choose life if you are so compelled.
 
I’m sick and fucking tired of a bunch of old white dudes sticking their dicks into the business of women and thinking they know more about a woman’s reproductive rights than women do. And I’m basically a fucking old white dude.  I’m mean I’m very close to Mike Leach territory.  (“I’m a man! I’m 40).
Instead of wasting all the fucking resources to ban abortions and jeopardize the safety of women, maybe sink money into actual family planning services and education. Because believe it or not abortions are lower now than ANY TIME IN THE LAST 40 YEARS. And unlike all you fucking flat earth idiots who, when asked for proof, tend to say “look it up” or “you could find the truth if you wanted to”, I’m going to put a links here, effectively doing the research for you:
Here’s a link if you want state data from 2009 – 2013.  You can download the excel and slice the shit out of it you fucking Excel wizard: https://www.cdc.gov/reproductivehealth/data_stats/abortion.htm
NOT ONLY IS COUNT OF ABORTIONS LOWER ANNUALLY THAN ANY POINT IN THE LAST 40 YEARS BUT THE US POPULATION IS SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER THAN IN 1969. BASICALLY, BARELY ANYONE GETS ABORTIONS AND YET WE WASTE ALL THE FUCKING TIME ARGUING ABOUT IT. FUCK YOU, EVERYONE, INCLUDING ME, FOR ARGUING THIS.  YOU AND I ARE ALL STUPID.
Clearly we’ve been doing something right. You get more flies with sugar than shit.
That’s all I got.  Good luck, babies.
Also, I tagged the Mets in here because it’s a story about abortions and I didn’t want them to feel left out.
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No I Don’t Have To

I’ve heard a lot of people and read a lot of posts from people saying tomorrow we have to go back and be one country and support the decision.

That’s stupid bullshit.

 

I don’t have to be happy and I don’t have to settle and you shouldn’t, either. Just because your friend is driving home drunk doesn’t mean you need to get in the car.Tomorrow the country is still going to be divided. Regardless of what happens, you’re going to see some stupid things in the next month as this settles down. But hopefully clear-headed America showed up and even though I don’t like her, Clinton’s a lot better than riding home drunk with your friend while they text their bro about all the pussy they grabbed.

Unless you’re into that sort of shit.  Then by all means, keep driving.