Clearly, my expert Photoshopping skills are rudimentary at best, much like Trump’s run for president or Clinton’s secure server or Jack Soria’s strikeout to blown save ratio.
So I need some help making a kick ass banner pick. Above is an even rudimentary-er hand drawn pencil sketch. Again, clearly I suck at pencil.
I’m going for a real nice close up of a baseball, with a picture of our elephant and donkey except they each have their head up their ass. As you can see from above, my donkey looks like a Loch Ness Giraffe and my elephant looks like a shitty comb.
There’s no prize other than I’ll post them all and use the best one forever or until I get sick of it.
Dimensions, I believe, need to be 1440 x 600 pixels.
You can submit them by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org or by posting them on the Facebook page which is facebook.com/baseballandpolitics.
Be sure to follow on Twitter too @643politics. Or don’t. I’d say I don’t care, because I typically don’t, but I actually want you to read this shit to the point I get enough advertising revenue that I can just sit home all day entertaining you assholes and write about baseball. And politics.
Send me some sketches. Don’t play coy.
Oh yeah, and Cubs will find a way.