Donald Trump really wants to bang Alicia Machado and I know this because there was a kid named Shane in fifth grade who would walk around and punch girls in the face. One day I asked Shane why he hit girls and he said “I only hit the ones I like”.
So clearly Trump wants to bang the shit out of Machado. It’s elementary, Watson.
I’m like Wikipedia Brown over here.
Photo Disclaimer: I borrowed this image from a google search from like US News or something but the hearts are all Donald. Dude just radiates love and affection. So just remember, when Donald punches you in the face, and goes on a five AM Twitter binge, it’s only because he loves you and wants to give you the good sex.